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The Wonderful Witch
On the top floor of a magnificent high-rise, a young woman pirouettes into the middle of the room. She hop-skips around a deep, bubbling...
The Fake Guru
Jun 16, 2022
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The Excel Guru
“I have an EXCEL SPREADSHEET for everything man. Look!” I lean in and, shading my eyes against the hot, Tuscan sun, peer into the...
The Fake Guru
Nov 5, 2021
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The Fake Guru
“I GOTTA GO! I’ll see you later!” He kisses her on the cheek, double checks his gear and mounts the hot-rod red YAMAHA XSR900. The engine...
The Fake Guru & The Fake Guru
Aug 5, 2021
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The Evil Dick Doctor
“WHAT THE FU… - Baby! Come and look at this!” I pointed at my dick. “What is it?” “I dunno. Looks like a rash.” “How long has it been...
The Fake Guru
Aug 4, 2021
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The Anti-Conspiracy Theorist
STANDING ON THE STAGE of the auditorium, the man glances anxiously at the clock. The long arm indicates seven minutes past the hour. Why...
The Fake Guru
Aug 2, 2021
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The Conspiracy Theorist
THE SIGNS were all there. It was so obvious! Why did everyone refuse to see it but him? For many weeks now he’d been gathering...
The Fake Guru
Aug 1, 2021
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The Magical Garden
ON THE OUTSKIRTS of a small village, in a deep valley surrounded by high mountains, there is a stone bridge that crosses the river. Next...
The Fake Guru
Jul 31, 2021
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The Agents' Retreat
“Welcome to the Eco Barefoot Hotel. Can I offer you a fresh towel and a complementary papaya juice? You’re most welcome, sir. How was...
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The Nigerian Prince
“DEAR MR. SIR, I apologize to encroach into your privacy in this manner, but I approach you in a request for assistance regarding a...
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The Magic Mushroom Hotel
You know what the worst thing about the hotels around the Mediterranean heel of Italy is? It's the nightly struggle with the hotel AC....
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