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The Fake Guru
Aug 25, 2022
The Agents' Retreat
“Welcome to the Eco Barefoot Hotel. Can I offer you a fresh towel and a complementary papaya juice? You’re most welcome, sir. How was...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 17, 2022
The Nigerian Prince
“DEAR MR. SIR, I apologize to encroach into your privacy in this manner, but I approach you in a request for assistance regarding a...
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The Fake Guru
Jun 23, 2022
The Magic Mushroom Hotel
You know what the worst thing about the hotels around the Mediterranean heel of Italy is? It's the nightly struggle with the hotel AC....
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The Fake Guru
Apr 11, 2022
The Antigen Test Guy
TODAY WAS A SPECIAL DAY. He pulls up in front of the pharmacy and triple-checks his belongings: ID, Health Insurance Card, tissues –...
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The Fake Guru
Dec 18, 2021
The Good Politician
THE NOISY CHATTER ON NIKOLSKAYA, the pedestrian street connecting the Red Square and Lubyanka, falls mute against the thick windows of...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
The Jewelry Thief
“HOW MUCH FOR THIS ONE?” I held up a heavy, ornamented necklace. The gold souk was alive and glittering. Street merchants everywhere,...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
The Sausage Roll Lady
“YOUNG MAN! Young man! Wait just one moment please!” The portly Sausage Roll Lady comes waddling out of the bakery, waving her doughy...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
The Insolent Laptop
OH NO. Here we go again – 8.30 am sharp – armed with that sizzling, hot cup of coffee and that wet Bircher Müesli she mechanically...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
The LA Mansion & The Old Lady
“IT REALLY IS a wonderful house!” Enthusiastically, I eye the pretty real estate agent. For the past hour she’d shown us around the...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 4, 2021
The Evil Dick Doctor
“WHAT THE FU… - Baby! Come and look at this!” I pointed at my dick. “What is it?” “I dunno. Looks like a rash.” “How long has it been...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 2, 2021
The Anti-Conspiracy Theorist
STANDING ON THE STAGE of the auditorium, the man glances anxiously at the clock. The long arm indicates seven minutes past the hour. Why...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 1, 2021
The Conspiracy Theorist
THE SIGNS were all there. It was so obvious! Why did everyone refuse to see it but him? For many weeks now he’d been gathering...
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The Fake Guru
Jul 27, 2021
The Omen
I open my eyes. Sunlight presses through the slits of the blinds, illuminating golden specks of dust that float through space. I press my...
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The Fake Guru
The Agents' Retreat
“Welcome to the Eco Barefoot Hotel. Can I offer you a fresh towel and a complementary papaya juice? You’re most welcome, sir. How was...
630
The Fake Guru
The Nigerian Prince
“DEAR MR. SIR, I apologize to encroach into your privacy in this manner, but I approach you in a request for assistance regarding a...
110
The Fake Guru
The Magic Mushroom Hotel
You know what the worst thing about the hotels around the Mediterranean heel of Italy is? It's the nightly struggle with the hotel AC....
930
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