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The Wonderful Witch
On the top floor of a magnificent high-rise, a young woman pirouettes into the middle of the room. She hop-skips around a deep, bubbling...
The Fake Guru
Jun 16, 2022
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The Cyclops - Part II
A silver moon shines over the sandy coastline of Serifos, Land of the Cyclops. Frothy waves brake against salty shores and wispy clouds...
The Fake Guru
Nov 27, 2021
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The Cyclops – Part I
IN THE SPARKLING AEGEAN SEA in the western Cycladic Archipelago, south of Kythnos and northwest of Sifnos, lies a small island: Serifos,...
The Fake Guru
Nov 27, 2021
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The Excel Guru
“I have an EXCEL SPREADSHEET for everything man. Look!” I lean in and, shading my eyes against the hot, Tuscan sun, peer into the...
The Fake Guru
Nov 5, 2021
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The Tram Driver who went to the Rave
“THAT’S IT! Final stop – everybody out!” The disembodied voice of the Tram Driver blares statically through the speaker. “Final stop?”...
The Fake Guru
Aug 9, 2021
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The Man with the Lobster Hand
One day, we went to a rave at the top of a mountain. As we walked up the gravel road our path merged with those of creatures and people,...
The Fake Guru
Aug 9, 2021
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The Magical Garden
ON THE OUTSKIRTS of a small village, in a deep valley surrounded by high mountains, there is a stone bridge that crosses the river. Next...
The Fake Guru
Jul 31, 2021
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The Legend of The Fake Guru
MANY SUNS AND MOONS AGO there lived a stranger in a faraway land. Across oceans and deserts, over mountains, seas and rivers - from all...
The Fake Guru & The Fake Guru
Jul 25, 2021
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The Agents' Retreat
“Welcome to the Eco Barefoot Hotel. Can I offer you a fresh towel and a complementary papaya juice? You’re most welcome, sir. How was...
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The Nigerian Prince
“DEAR MR. SIR, I apologize to encroach into your privacy in this manner, but I approach you in a request for assistance regarding a...
The Fake Guru
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The Magic Mushroom Hotel
You know what the worst thing about the hotels around the Mediterranean heel of Italy is? It's the nightly struggle with the hotel AC....
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