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The Nigerian Prince
“DEAR MR. SIR, I apologize to encroach into your privacy in this manner, but I approach you in a request for assistance regarding a...

The Fake Guru
Aug 17, 2022
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The Magic Mushroom Hotel
You know what the worst thing about the hotels around the Mediterranean heel of Italy is? It's the nightly struggle with the hotel AC....
The Fake Guru
Jun 23, 2022
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The Rain Rider
Today is the big day. Well, technically tomorrow is the big day – but today is a big day too. One year ago, he’d booked his first day of...
The Fake Guru
Nov 5, 2021
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An Ode to the G.O.A.T
THE CROWD CHANTS. The music fades. The curtains rise. Everyone stands and cheers as he steps into the spotlight. “Thank you. Thank you!”...
The Fake Guru
Oct 28, 2021
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The Man Who Claimed to be Off the Grid
ONE AFTERNOON we decided to join some friends at a pool party. The Soul Street, a gourmet street food restaurant with pool access DJ was...
The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
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The Solitude of Thought | He / Him
HE LOOKED OUT OVER THE PALE BLUE OCEAN and dug his feet into the hot sand. Earlier in the day, he had picked up a single grain, just to...
The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
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The Solitude of Thought | She / Her
SHE LOOKED OUT OVER THE PALE BLUE OCEAN and dug her feet into the hot sand. Earlier in the day, she had picked up a single grain, just to...
The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
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The Omen
I open my eyes. Sunlight presses through the slits of the blinds, illuminating golden specks of dust that float through space. I press my...
The Fake Guru
Jul 27, 2021
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The Agents' Retreat
“Welcome to the Eco Barefoot Hotel. Can I offer you a fresh towel and a complementary papaya juice? You’re most welcome, sir. How was...
The Fake Guru
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The Nigerian Prince
“DEAR MR. SIR, I apologize to encroach into your privacy in this manner, but I approach you in a request for assistance regarding a...
The Fake Guru
14
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The Magic Mushroom Hotel
You know what the worst thing about the hotels around the Mediterranean heel of Italy is? It's the nightly struggle with the hotel AC....
The Fake Guru
105
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