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The Fake Guru & The Fake Guru
Nov 3, 2021
The Ego
I’m hungry, It said. Feed me. Like a Devil-Baby, It nags at the back of the mind. I didn’t know what to do – and yet, I identified with...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
The Man on the Mountain
IN THE AUSTRIAN ALPS lives a wild man. To behold him in his natural habitat, one might easily mistake him for a mountain bear, for he is...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
The Writer's Block
I don’t want to write today. Can that just be the end of this essay? I guess not – but at least those sentences rhyme Don’t get your...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
The Insolent Laptop
OH NO. Here we go again – 8.30 am sharp – armed with that sizzling, hot cup of coffee and that wet Bircher Müesli she mechanically...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 10, 2021
The Postman
We watch the pot, waiting for it to a boil. As I pour the hot water into the French press, the bitter aroma of fresh coffee stimulates...
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The Fake Guru
Aug 9, 2021
The Girl under the Yellow Umbrella
THE SUN BURNED in the sky. It was just past midday, and I was thankful for the cool blast of the AC in my eclectic Italian rental car....
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The Fake Guru & The Fake Guru
Jul 25, 2021
The Legend of The Fake Guru
MANY SUNS AND MOONS AGO there lived a stranger in a faraway land. Across oceans and deserts, over mountains, seas and rivers - from all...
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The Fake Guru
Jul 21, 2021
The Secret To Cheating Death Himself
We come from an old family.
A family where the values are passed on, generation over generation. A family, where responsibility is born...
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The Fake Guru
Jul 1, 2021
The Entrepreneur's Dilemma
EVERYONE IS an entrepreneur nowadays. It’s true. If one were to make a data-driven analysis, I’d almost guarantee there’s been a...
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The Fake Guru
Jun 28, 2021
The Morning Routine, aka. Coffee
I wake up in a fog. It's too early… Or maybe it's too late? I'm really not sure anymore. I lost my daily routine about two and a half...
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The Agents' Retreat
“Welcome to the Eco Barefoot Hotel. Can I offer you a fresh towel and a complementary papaya juice? You’re most welcome, sir. How was...
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The Nigerian Prince
“DEAR MR. SIR, I apologize to encroach into your privacy in this manner, but I approach you in a request for assistance regarding a...
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The Magic Mushroom Hotel
You know what the worst thing about the hotels around the Mediterranean heel of Italy is? It's the nightly struggle with the hotel AC....
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